Dear Internets,

The magic blue vest of yesteryear is back and I'm hoping I have redeemed it. Am I anywhere close to the mark or would you offer me spare change if you saw me loitering somewhere?

Just incase you've already started to throw your spare change at the computer screen, I thought I'd give you some real fashion brought to you by Jena.Theo. I must have been under a rock because they won the fashion fringe and I've never heard of them until now. In between clutching my stomach and writhing in pain, I checked out their work and me likey! Summer is almost over and I have yet to concoct a way to rip off pay omage to some of these clothes.

Well I'd best tend to some work e-mails. I hope to recieve a continuation of this random conversation I've been having with a new colleague. Hanna & I have been teasing him about girls eyeing him during a plane trip we all shared.

Him: Those girls were obviously suffering from some sort of vertigo
Me: Vertigo on a grounded plane?
Him: It must have been a condition known as Grounded Vertigo – very common in planes on stilts!!!
Me: I’m just trying to figure out wether it’s the plane that’s on stilts or the passengers?
Him: Planes on Stilts – one to watch on Fox 8
Me: Perhaps we have the sequel to ‘snakes on a plane’ on our hands.
Him: I can just see Mr Jackson right now: "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf@*&ing stilts on this motherf@*king plane!"

I hope it's inclusion doesn't offend him...this blog not being popular has never been so acceptable

♥ pixelhazard
is getting over some food poisoning