Dear Internets,

Mood: Full

Somebody call the fashion police!

Fashion in cyclical and that is something I can generally deal with but recently I have been disturbed by the old new up and coming fashion trends. Harem pants and body suits? Really what are you(designers) thinking? You know it's a bad idea when models don't even look good in it.MC hammer has had his hay day and so did his parachute pants. I don't care how many followers he has on twitter, I do not want to see hammer time coming back! As they say, every dog has it's day... not week, not month, not recurring birthday...just day!

I was hoping this was one of those trends that never gets picked up but I saw a girl wearing them at the shops. The discreet satin not so harem versions are bearable but beyond that, I have my ticket book ready to issue offences against fashion!