Dear Internets,

Do you know and love the shoe fairy as I do? She is a little more subtle that the tooth fairy;throwing away money under children's pillows in exchange for a little DNA, plain creepy if you ask me. No, the shoe fairy guides you to lust worthy shoes at reduced prices. Sure, after one visit your wallet is $300 lighter but for about a month, you will be in possession of the shoe of your dreams! Now apologies in advance for the dodgy shoe pics. My little sis wasn't feeling very accomodating today, so my car shabang-a-bang  took the photos. Let's just say photography is not his forte.

The most advantageous time for a shoe fairy visit is around special occasions where gifts are exchanged. Merry Christmas, happy birthday Jesus, here's a gift for me! There are more sales and sales brochures which can be marked with big red circles and left on your partner's pillow by accident. If he's a clever man, he'll do the rest. A better bet is probably a sister or mother. Men cannot see, nor do they understand the shoe fairy.

I wonder what shoes she wears? I had better pay close attention next time I see her, which hopefully wont be any time soon. I don't think my bank balance could survive it.

[Yatzer - Krys]

Wow, who knew I had such a wealth of knowledge. Perhaps I should Wikipedia this and keep my fingers crossed that some unsuspecting child doesn't come across it before it is wiped out by wiki tech geeks.

 

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